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'New girl' on the block has tires

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My boyfriend is cheating on me. Her name is Schwinn. She's beautiful, tan and skinny. He said she's fast, fun and unlike anyone else. Any other bike, that is. You see, Schwinn is my boyfriend's fixed-gear bicycle. ...

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matt

posted 8/17/09 @ 1:35 AM PST

Wow you people really have no idea what you're talking about.
Cheers to you sounding like idiots!
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