America is fighting two wars and is in a huge financial disaster. Americans are losing their houses. Children are starving in third world countries. The first African American president has just been elected.

And you're writing about Lindsay Lohan? Please, get out there and write about something more worthwhile than Lohan's troubled sexuality.

"A few days ago, the NY Daily News reported that Lohan doesn't consider herself a lesbian and will go back to men if things end with Ronson."

Thank goodness for that.